Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
- Rikk Wolf
- Jan 31, 2021
- 2 min read
Updated: 3 hours ago
"WELL, THANKS FOR
F&$KING MY WIFE."
Rick, Pickles, and Flux don some hilariously dodgy Witcher wigs to tackle the sprawling, list-filled world of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. This one-and-done stream clocks in at a hefty seven hours, giving the trio plenty of time to explore, fight, and laugh their way through Geralt of Rivia’s adventures.
From the start, the gang embraces the absurdity of their cosplay, with Rick channeling his inner brooding Geralt, Pickles critiquing the in-game quests like a snarky bard, and Flux diving into the game’s crafting system with a mix of curiosity and confusion. Despite the overwhelming amount of side quests, errands, and contracts, the crew keeps the energy up with sharp commentary and plenty of laughs at Geralt’s monotone delivery and awkward dialogue choices.
While this stream doesn’t and COULDN'T cover the entirety of The Witcher 3, it’s a long, wild ride filled with monster hunting, banter, and a fair share of roasting the game’s endless lists of objectives. Whether you’re a die-hard Witcher fan or just here for the wigs and laughs, this seven-hour epic is one for the books. GAME BIO:
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a 2015 open-world action role-playing game developed by CD Projekt Red. Players control Geralt of Rivia, a monster hunter navigating a vast, war-torn fantasy world while searching for his adopted daughter, Ciri. The game emphasizes choice-driven storytelling, morally complex quests, and deep character relationships that meaningfully impact the narrative. Combat blends swordplay, magic signs, alchemy, and preparation-based encounters against both monsters and humans. Widely acclaimed for its writing, world-building, and expansive expansions, The Witcher 3 is regarded as one of the defining RPGs of its generation.
