Resident Evil 9 Requiem Trailer Roasts
- Feb 23
- 1 min read
"GIVE ME TRASH AND
I'LL BRING HER
BACK, BRENDA."
Rick and Topsy return to roast the 3rd official trailer for Resident Evil 9, immediately followed by the live action short film – and nothing survives unscathed.
Rick fuels the chaos with his heart-clogging keto regimen while dissecting the brand new villain who sounds suspiciously like the Joker, Leon’s increasingly advanced age and mileage, misheard name that somehow leads to Elvis Presley being canonically suspected in RE9, Nemesis sightings in the live action trailer, deep-cut Resident Evil lore references only true degenerates would catch.
The live action short gets the full treatment as the guys comb through every frame for returning threats, inside jokes, tonal weirdness, and Capcom’s ongoing obsession with dramatic slow turns and ominous monologues. GAME BIO:
Resident Evil 9 is the upcoming mainline installment in Capcom’s survival horror franchise, continuing the modern era of cinematic horror storytelling established in Resident Evil 7 and Resident Evil Village. The third trailer introduces a new central antagonist, teases returning legacy elements, and expands the tone with both high-production live action marketing and in-engine story sequences. As speculation builds around Leon’s involvement and familiar bioweapons potentially resurfacing, RE9 appears poised to blend legacy nostalgia with a new generation of survival horror.
