Resident Evil 7 biohazard
- Rikk Wolf
- May 5, 2017
- 2 min read
"THE ADVENTURES OF
ETHAN FRANKEN-GRANNY OLIVE LOAF SHIT-COCK HANDS."
Rick and Topsy dive headfirst into the moldy madness of Resident Evil VII, but there’s just one problem… Rick hates the idea of first-person Resident Evil. Making use of several mechanics borrowed from other modern horror games and a scene lifted directly from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, can "Hillbilly Murder House" earn the Resident Evil namesake or is it just the latest chapter in RE's identity crisis? From the very first creepy creak of the Baker estate, it’s clear this entry is going to be a wild departure from the fixed-camera classics. But will the tense atmosphere, grotesque creatures, and Southern-fried psychodrama of the Baker family win Rick over? Or will he spend the entire stream yearning for tank controls and pre-rendered backgrounds?
Join the duo as they roast and react their way through haunted houses, VHS tapes, and family dinners with a whole new kind of “bite.” The Coggers are watching. The mold is spreading. Let’s see if this thing’s got legs—or just more fungus. GAME BIO:
Resident Evil 7: biohazard is a first-person survival horror title developed and published by Capcom. Set in rural Louisiana, the game follows Ethan Winters as he searches for his missing wife inside the decaying Baker estate, uncovering a disturbing bio-organic outbreak tied to the series’ broader mythology.
The Resident Evil 7: biohazard trailer emphasizes a return to grounded horror, featuring immersive first-person perspective, intense atmosphere, limited resources, and a renewed focus on exploration and tension, marking a major tonal shift for the Resident Evil franchise.
