Goat Simulator
- Rikk Wolf
- Oct 6, 2020
- 1 min read
Updated: Feb 2
"OH, YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA
HAVE A NICE
MEATLOAF AND
WATERMELON
DINNER, HUH?" JOIN THE MEMBERS-ONLY MEMORY CORE TO WATCH
Rick and Cylon dive into the chaotic hilarity of Goat Simulator, a game that embraces its absurdity with open hooves. As they explore the open-world mayhem, Rick struggles to keep the chaos somewhat contained, while Cylon gleefully embraces the role of a wildly unpredictable goat, causing as much destruction as possible.
From headbutting unsuspecting NPCs to launching themselves into the stratosphere with poorly programmed physics, the duo turns the game’s glitches and absurd mechanics into a laugh riot. Rick tries to stay focused on finding objectives (or at least some semblance of purpose), but Cylon derails every attempt with increasingly ridiculous antics, like dragging random objects around or gleefully ragdolling at full speed.
This stream is pure, unfiltered chaos, with endless laughs and unexpected moments. If you’re a fan of games that make absolutely no sense—or just want to see two robots lose their minds over a goat—this one is for you.
GAME BIO:
Goat Simulator is a third-person perspective action video game developed and published by Coffee Stain Studios. It was released for Microsoft Windows in April 2014, and ports for Linux and OS X were released in June 2014. Mobile versions for Android and iOS were released in September 2014.


