Dino Crisis 2
- Rikk Wolf
- Dec 20, 2020
- 1 min read
"I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN
THIS ACTION FIGURE OF
WOLVERINE. TURNS OUT
IT'S JUST A
GUATEMALAN CHILD."
Rick, Pickles, Flux and Cylon return to the Cretaceous catastrophe that is Dino Crisis, and this time… nothing gets cut. This is the full-length, full-chaos, full-taste-test version of the stream that spawned a million memes. This is the full dino deep-dish disaster—complete with late-night pizza orders, ice cream experiments gone horribly wrong, and the most overqualified dinosaurs in Capcom history.
What starts as a riff-heavy roast of Capcom’s time-traveling, ammo-spewing dino sequel quickly spirals into culinary madness as the team orders Gambino’s and Minsky’s pizza, taste-tests Pickle Ice Cream (surprisingly edible?) and then experiences a full-on flavor breakdown with Turkey Ice Cream, which becomes a highlight meltdown that threatens the structural integrity of Robot Co-Op.
Rick falls in love with the gameplay. Flux questions every character’s life choice. Cylon stares into the middle distance, mourning his taste buds. Between the unhinged food takes and the dino dismemberment, this becomes less a stream and more a fever dream with raptors. If you want the unedited, flavor-infused experience that the main channel couldn’t handle — this is it.
GAME BIO:
Dino Crisis 2 is a 2000 action-adventure game developed and published by Capcom for the PlayStation. A sequel to the survival horror-flavored original, this entry shifts into full-on arcade-style action as Regina and newcomer Dylan blast their way through hordes of dinosaurs while navigating a bizarre sci-fi narrative about time displacement and military experiments gone wrong.
