Dino Crisis
- Rikk Wolf
- Apr 1, 2019
- 2 min read
Updated: Jan 30
"TOM WAS SUCKIN' ON
RICK'S NIPS!
TOM WAS SUCKIN' ON
RICK'S NIPS!"
Rick, Flux, Pickles, and Cylon suit up in dino cosplay and dive into the prehistoric madness of Dino Crisis for the first time! This retro survival horror classic from Capcom promises tense gameplay, tank controls, and plenty of jump scares—all rendered in a crisp 1080p to bring those PS1-era dinos to life like never before.
Rick takes charge as Regina, the red-haired protagonist, navigating through the dinosaur-infested research facility with a mix of determination and sharp wit. Flux provides running commentary on the game’s hilariously convoluted plot, Pickles dryly observes the absurdity of fighting velociraptors with keycards, and Cylon fully embraces the chaos, adding his own “dino logic” to the mix.
From tense resource management to sudden raptor ambushes, the gang roasts the game’s quirks while reveling in its nostalgic charm. Between the laughs, the scares, and some inevitable moments of “WHY WON’T THIS WORK?!,” this first attempt at Dino Crisis is already a wild ride.
Whether you’re a fan of classic survival horror or just love watching dinosaurs terrorize your favorite robots, this is one stream you won’t want to miss. The question is: will the dinos triumph, or can the crew survive the crisis?
GAME BIO: Dino Crisis is a survival horror and action-adventure video game series created by Shinji Mikami and owned by the video game company Capcom. The plot focuses on multiple characters and their roles in recurring outbreaks of deadly dinosaurs and other monsters in a closed environment such as a laboratory on an island.
