Countdown Vampires (2021 Attempt)
- Rikk Wolf
- Jan 3, 2021
- 1 min read
"GIVE ME LOTS OF WEAPONS
THAT ARE POWERFUL
AGAINST LIVING
THINGS."
The gang returns to where it all began—the first game Robot Co-Op ever live-streamed—the absolutely ridiculous, janky, and barely functional Countdown Vampires!
Rick, Pickles, Flux, and Cylon take another crack at this unholy Resident Evil knockoff, with its baffling dialogue, awful tank controls, and vampires that absolutely refuse to act like vampires.
Can they actually push through the jank and finish this thing after all these years? (Spoiler: lol no.) Prepare for cinematic absurdity, backtracking nightmares, and an overabundance of fire sprinklers. GAME BIO:
Countdown Vampires is a 1999 survival horror game developed by K2 LLC and published by Bandai for the PlayStation. Often described as a low-budget Resident Evil clone, it follows detective Keith Snyder, who must navigate a burning casino overrun with vampires. Featuring pre-rendered backgrounds, tank controls, and an absolutely bonkers storyline, Countdown Vampires is equal parts horror, unintentional comedy, and frustration.


