The Elder Scrolls Online
- Rikk Wolf
- Jul 25, 2020
- 1 min read
"WHERE THE
F&%K IS CYLON?!"
Rick, Pickles, Flux, and Cylon venture into The Elder Scrolls Online for what they hope will be an epic co-op adventure across Tamriel. Unfortunately, the reality of modern multiplayer rears its buggy head. From connection woes to syncing issues, the team spends as much time troubleshooting as they do fighting monsters.
One particularly hilarious moment comes when quest-critical items appear for everyone except poor Cylon, leaving him hilariously sidelined as the others try (and fail) to make it work. Flux can’t resist roasting Cylon’s misfortune, Pickles speculates that the game simply doesn’t recognize robots, and Rick debates the merits of just yelling at the server.
Eventually, after enough technical mishaps to fill an entire episode of Tamriel’s Funniest Home Videos, the crew calls it quits and jumps back into Fallout 76, where the chaos is at least predictable. This stream is a rollercoaster of laughs, frustration, and classic Robot Co-Op camaraderie. GAME BIO: The Elder Scrolls Online is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game developed by ZeniMax Online Studios and released in 2014. Set in the Elder Scrolls universe, the game allows players to explore the continent of Tamriel across multiple eras, factions, and regions.
Gameplay blends traditional MMO systems with action-oriented combat, quest-driven storytelling, and large-scale PvE and PvP content. Ongoing expansions and updates have steadily expanded its world, mechanics, and narrative scope. The Elder Scrolls Online stands as one of the most content-rich and long-running MMORPGs of its generation.
