Ride to Hell: Retribution
- Sep 13, 2020
- 2 min read
"OH GREAT, ANOTHER
EPISODE OF
MYSTERY DRY
HUMP THEATER."
Rick, Flux, and Cylon strap in for one of the most infamous disasters in gaming history: Ride to Hell: Retribution on PS3. This outrageously bad attempt at a biker action game is packed with clunky gameplay, nonsensical plot twists, and a now-legendary collection of hilariously awkward, fully-clothed love scenes. The sheer volume of dry-humping leaves the crew in stitches, turning what should have been edgy grit into comedy gold.
Rick takes control, trying to navigate the broken mechanics and laughable combat while Flux and Cylon deliver non-stop roasts of the game’s cringe-worthy dialogue, absurd physics, and baffling design choices.
The awkward love scenes quickly become the stream’s highlight, prompting endless jokes and theories about the dev team’s questionable decisions. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a game tries way too hard to be cool and fails spectacularly, this stream has the answers. With the Robot Co-Op crew’s razor-sharp humor and Ride to Hell’s unintentional comedy, it’s a ride you won’t forget—even if you want to.
GAME BIO:
Following an intense tour of duty, Jake Conway returns home from Vietnam to find his brother brutally murdered by a notorious biker gang known as the "Devil's Hand". Obsessed with getting payback, Jake begins his journey hell bent on destruction, intent to catch his brother's killers between the crosshairs of reckoning and vengeance. Set within the 60's legendary era of anarchy, Ride to Hell Retribution is a gritty and raw action adventure that encourages players to open up the throttle and rule the highways as they ride a warpath to revenge.
