Judgment
- Rikk Wolf
- Jul 8, 2019
- 1 min read
"RE! SPECT! WOK!
YOU STIR-FRYIN' ME?"
Rick, Flux, Pickles, and Cylon step into the courtroom chaos of Judgment—but instead of upholding the law, they weaponize it. Armed with bad puns, absurd observations, and a working knowledge of “Legal-Fu,” the guys dish out maximum sentences of snark while trying not to get disbarred by the game’s wild tone shifts.
Expect plenty of courtroom calamity, street-fight subpoenas, and legal loopholes big enough to drive a Yakuza through. Can our robotic riff squad find justice in a sea of melodrama—or will they just keep objecting until the bailiff begs for mercy?
Order in the court: comedy is now in session. ⚖️🤖
GAME BIO: Judgment (2019) is a legal thriller spin-off of the Yakuza series by Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio. Players step into the shoes of Takayuki Yagami, a disgraced lawyer turned detective, as he navigates the underworld of Kamurocho to unravel a string of grisly murders. With a mix of courtroom drama, investigative sleuthing, and bone-crunching street fights, Judgment blends hard-boiled noir with over-the-top action.


